In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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