I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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