What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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