she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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