how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
