He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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