We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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