Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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