i need an iv and a liver transplant
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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