in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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