I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I want her autograph on my taint
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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