have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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