Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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