I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My breasts were aching with rage.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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