Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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