girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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