so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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