i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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