i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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