I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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