He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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