On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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