I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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