I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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