with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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