we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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