Sry I called you an 8
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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