Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize