I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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