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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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