I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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