is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I have aggressive nipples.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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