ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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