Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Randomize
