So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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