Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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