drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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