Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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