Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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