lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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