Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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