my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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