Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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