I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize
