I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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