i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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