whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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