I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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