She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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