Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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