yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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