Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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