Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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