dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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