He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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