we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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