The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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